
The day began at about 10:30, upon arrival, i checked in with registration and was given paper work to take with me to pre op. As i arrived into pre op there were a few others waiting as well. I handed my paper work to the nurse at the desk and sat down with my wife. She read her book, and i listened to my ipod. we waited for what seemed like forever, but was only about 30-40 minutes. Once called back i given a room, where i was told to strip (for free of course). as i put on the butt gown i laid down and listened to my ipod some more. I think it drove my wife nuts that i wasn't giving her much attention, but i was about to undergo surgery on my head. Soon the nurse came in and took my BP and HR and then told me i had to get the menegitis vaccine. That was no problem, just a quick pinch in the arm. Here they put on my allergy braclet but spelled on of them wrong. Which was ok since it was a prescribed antibiotic they don't use anymore. At this point i waited, and waited, and waited. My doctor reserved the OR for 12:30 until 2pm. but i guess someone elses surgery took longer than expected or som one was late. cause i was taken to OR prep at about 1:45. From there things went much quicker. The anesethiologist came in and began giving me an IV, as the nurse took my BP again. after he was done the nurse said my BP was way to high along with my heart rate, she wanted to do it again. I told her its cause she did it while i was being stabbed with a friggin needle. of course everything went up. When she took it again it was fine. duh! Next i met the nurse who was gonna be in the OR with me (oddly enought my wife pointed out she was her friends ex wife, small world huh?) They took me into the OR and i attempted to look around and they all thought something was wrong, i had to explain how i have a pshycological need to be aware of as much of my surrounding as i can. its called situational awareness. at this point the trnsfered me to the very uncomfy and very cold cutting table. then gave me a blankt. At this point they strapped me down and told me it was so i don't role off. I was like I ain't moving and i don't plan to wake up either. Doc bartels came in and said HI, i reminded him i wanted a copy of the video he said they were gonna do. He then went to scrub and the anesethiologist took over, he hooked a few things into my then waved Bye bye, i proceed to say "Beam me up scotty!" (don't ask why i just did).
After surgery was over i began to awaken in the recovery room, apparently still intubated, that freaked me out. i remember grunting and kicking for this thing to be removed from my mouth NOW! It was. Upon that i was in and out of it, my wife was there with the nurse. After wards, my told me i was very chatty and shouted out "when can i have sex again!" I don't doubt it cause i know anesethsia makes me very blunt, and uncooth. Apperantly i threw up while in recovering and some of it went into my lungs causing scare, that i may get pnuemonia. They suctioned just about everything out, and sent my to short stay. There they me i was admitted for over night, Idon't think so, get me the doc that ordered that. and they sent for him. I got up almost imeadiatly and walked to the bathroom, but not before telling the male nurse to leave and close the door as the world did not need to see my privates when i uncovered. I did this and they brought me some water and some toiletry products in case. I waited for the doc to come, at about 7pm he arrived and checked me out again and cleared me to go home, after i explained that its normal for me to hack up green stuff from my lungs. With no sounds in my lungs a i breathed got dressed and waited for the, very kind and pretty nurse to discharge me and get me a wheel chair. As she went over the instructions i kindly told her i knew em all, and would not get my head wet for 2 days and then for 2 weeks i had to use cotton balls with vasaline. I told her i would treat it like my cast, just put a plastic bag over my head, as she started to say thats a ggood idea she realized, what i said and corrected herself saying wait thats not a good idea. I laughed. at this point my wife wheeled me out of the hospital and security gave me a ride to our car in the golf cart. On my way out of the hospital another patient and their gardian looked kinda funny at me so proceed to tell them i had a brain transplant and it didn't take. On my way home we stopped for dinner at olive garden and then at walgreens for my prescriptions. then it was home and at home, i basically went to bed.
well thats the detailed account of yesterday. so for now i will sign off until i add more of todays events tonight.
and for a final thought, People should know weird things happen all the time, i just happen to be weird all the time.